These are the deep moral questions that plague my existence although we all know I'm gonna do it anyway.
  1. Ask someone why their face looks like that?
    Reserved for puzzling expressions and questionable makeup choices
  2. Jab a snoring man on a plane with my elbow to get him to stop?
  3. Tell a creepy guy to meet you at the local college dive bar and not show?
    Only if the creeper really won't leave you alone
  4. Repeatedly push the "close door" button on an elevator as a family with 4 kids approaches?
  5. Hold your nose and make disgusted noises when you KNOW the person next to you just farted in public?
  6. Fart in public knowing that everyone will assume it was the fat guy next to you?