PEOPLE I WISH WOULD MAKE MORE LISTS FOR ME TO LAUGH AT

  1. God
  2. Someone's senile aunt
  3. A teen working at a convenient store
  4. The pimp who works downstairs from my office
  5. @nerdhapley's twin sons Jack-o-lantern and Pumpkin spice latte
    They could make a list of all the reasons they'd prefer to have two moms