Me, by the Numbers

Inspired by @nathanveshecco
  1. Age
    34
  2. Height
    5'6"
  3. Weight
    More than most people would expect. I am built like a brick wall, not a brick house. I have no fear of osteoporosis because my bones are basically lead pipes.
  4. Shoe size
    7.5
  5. Number of serious relationships
    1
  6. Number of children
    2
  7. Most commonly achieved state standardized testing percentile as a child
    99th
  8. SAT score
    1470 (on the old scale) - 770 verbal and 700 math
  9. LSAT score
    172
  10. Number of tries it took me to pass the Bar
    1
  11. Likelihood that my freakishly strong standardized testing skills make me overestimate my intelligence
    💯%
  12. Percentage of sentient beings in my household who are sick right now
    66.67%