Things I've Had to Google That Made ME Realize I May Be Too Old And/or Unhip for the List App 📂
I was born a month after MTV. I'm basically a crone on this app. I'm also a suburban mom, so I'm about as unhip as humanly possible. #draftmas
- •Pete Holmes
- •Violet GreyAnd also - this picture is all kinds of nope. Chance that I would get one of those little glitter nuggets in my eye - 1000%.
- •Thirst in a sexual contextI'm still not sure if I have a handle on exactly what this means.
- •Hotline BlingThe video is strangely mesmerizing and it's a serious ear worm. 🐛 Also, I knew Drake existed but didn't realize he was such a big deal with the youth.