Things I've Had to Google That Made ME Realize I May Be Too Old And/or Unhip for the List App 📂

I was born a month after MTV. I'm basically a crone on this app. I'm also a suburban mom, so I'm about as unhip as humanly possible. #draftmas
  1. Pete Holmes
  2. Comte
  3. Fuckboy
  4. Violet Grey
    And also - this picture is all kinds of nope. Chance that I would get one of those little glitter nuggets in my eye - 1000%.
  5. Thirst in a sexual context
    I'm still not sure if I have a handle on exactly what this means.
  6. Hotline Bling
    The video is strangely mesmerizing and it's a serious ear worm. 🐛 Also, I knew Drake existed but didn't realize he was such a big deal with the youth.
  7. Venmo