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  1. 5.
    Cyber terrorism
    I just want one safe space in this world where I can bootleg House of Cards and not worry about my bank account being hacked
  2. 4.
    Bioterrorism
    Thank you Hollywood for making me desperately fear death by a scary mutating bio weapon that turns us all into aggressive zombie sheeple
  3. 3.
    The ocean
    WE DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE OCEAN
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  1. It combines all the worst colors in one ugly triangle
  2. Also, it's a widely known fact that all the best candies are circular
    i.e., Reese's, M&Ms, Skittles
  3. It's just like eating a decorative candle
    (A candle would probably taste better)
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Working title: "Me and the rest of my heathens"
  1. First things first I'm a realist
  2. Why peanut butter Oreos are the most supreme of all Oreos
  3. Yikes
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