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- 5.Cyber terrorismI just want one safe space in this world where I can bootleg House of Cards and not worry about my bank account being hacked
- 4.BioterrorismThank you Hollywood for making me desperately fear death by a scary mutating bio weapon that turns us all into aggressive zombie sheeple
- 3.The oceanWE DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE OCEAN
- •It combines all the worst colors in one ugly triangle
- •Also, it's a widely known fact that all the best candies are circulari.e., Reese's, M&Ms, Skittles
- •It's just like eating a decorative candle(A candle would probably taste better)
Working title: "Me and the rest of my heathens"
- •First things first I'm a realist
- •Why peanut butter Oreos are the most supreme of all Oreos