Children's Books That Don't Exist

  1. On The Day You Were Born, I Had Brunch Plans
  2. Screen Time for Frances
  3. The Pigeon Can Babysit? Great!
  4. Mr. Brown's Son Can Moo, Can You?
  5. Guess How Much I'd Rather Sleep Than Feed You
  6. The New Kid On The Block Is Weird and I Wouldn't Be His Friend Either
  7. Just Grandpa and You, for an Hour, Please
  8. Llama Llama Please Act Calmer
  9. The Day The Crayons Quit and I Can't Blame Them
  10. I Only Love You Sometimes
  11. If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, You Can't Get It Back an Hour Later