Difficult Questions From My Two-Year-Old

  1. What do after I put Grandma in a mustard jar?
  2. What I say to Mommy when I first meet her?
  3. How I make peepee go in the toilet?
  4. What do after get sick and go to doctor?
  5. Why Grandma not punch Grandpa in the nose?
  6. Why not pinch teachers?
  7. What do after eat Grandpa's face?
  8. How put banana back together after broken?
  9. Why not walk to Africa?
  10. Why not want me fall down stairs?