1. Where Are The Wild Things? Let's Find Them And Deport Them
  2. Don't Let The Pigeon Climb That Wall Between Us And Mexico
  3. The Little Engine That Could Have Cheaper And Better Health Care But I'm Going To Be Really Vague On The Details
  4. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Muslims
  5. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Is A Fat Loser Who Should Stop Eating So Much
  6. Fancy Nancy Cost A Lot of Money To Look So Fancy and So What If She's Half My Age?
  7. Oh, The Places You'll Go Do Not Include The United States
  8. Brown Bear, Brown Bear, I'm Not Sure Who David Duke Is
  9. If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, I Hope He's Here Legally
  10. The Cat In The Hatlike Mop of Hair
  11. How The Grinch Would Be A Far Better Candidate For President. Oy.