1. The Wheels On The Bus Should Not Be Licked, Please Close Your Mouth
  2. Row, Row, Row Your Boat, Gently Down the Stream, I Said Gently, and That's Not A Stream, It's The Toilet
  3. I've Been Whining On The Railroad
  4. If You're Happy and You Know It, Throw A Tantrum Until You Vomit
  5. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I Will Make My Parents Stay Up All Night With Me So I Can Watch You
  6. The Itsy Bitsy Spider Was Near My Plate and Now I'm Not Eating Any Of This Food So Make Me Something Else
  7. This Old Man, He Played One, He Played Knick Knack On My Thumb, Ow My Thumb, Ow Ow Ow, Oh Wait It's Fine
  8. Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Someone Else's Poo
  9. She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain About Forty-Five Minutes Late Because She Wouldn't Put On Her Shoes
  10. Mary Had A Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was Blue and Yellow After I Fingerpainted It
  11. There Was A Farmer Had A Dog and Can I Pet It Can I Can I Can I?
  12. Do Your Ears Hang Low? Let Me Pull Them Until They Come Off
  13. Hush Little Baby, Don't Say A Word, I'm Gonna Put A Choking Hazard In Your Crib