HORRIBLE, DEVASTATING THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO MY TODDLER YESTERDAY

  1. We ran out of bananas
  2. He couldn't find his toy keys
  3. A marker fell behind a bookcase
  4. There was a sticker on a sweet potato
  5. A plastic DVD case wouldn't break apart into two pieces
  6. We took the wrong CD in the car
  7. His toe got wrapped up in a blanket
  8. Grandma wasn't on the phone
  9. Grandma was on the phone
  10. It got dark out
  11. We already had dinner
  12. We turned off the light
  13. He still couldn't find his toy keys