If My 3-Year-Old Tweeted Like Donald Trump

  1. Breakfast is going great! Oatmeal is on the floor! Only I know where the raisins are!
  2. If I wanted to wear socks I would wear the best socks and no one else would have any socks at all
  3. Mommy and Daddy bought me new blocks. Very nice!
  4. Wow, the NY Times is really good at soaking up the peepee that didn't land in the potty.
  5. Crooked Hillary needs to be straight, plase straighten Crooked Hillary and also these fifty paper clips I stope from your desk
  6. Busy day in the living room. I will be making lots of important choices about the future of the free world and which color Trix are the best
  7. What a great and glorious day. I have a tail. Oh wait no oops.