If My 3-Year-Old Tweeted Like Donald Trump
- •Breakfast is going great! Oatmeal is on the floor! Only I know where the raisins are!
- •If I wanted to wear socks I would wear the best socks and no one else would have any socks at all
- •Mommy and Daddy bought me new blocks. Very nice!
- •Wow, the NY Times is really good at soaking up the peepee that didn't land in the potty.
- •Crooked Hillary needs to be straight, plase straighten Crooked Hillary and also these fifty paper clips I stope from your desk
- •Busy day in the living room. I will be making lots of important choices about the future of the free world and which color Trix are the best
- •What a great and glorious day. I have a tail. Oh wait no oops.