Imaginary Trader Joe's Products for my Toddler

  1. Speculoos Furniture Butter
  2. Dark Chocolate Covered Legos
  3. Chile Lime Dirt Glitter Crayon Dust Seasoning Blend
  4. Pound Plus Diaper
  5. Unexpected Cheddar Cheese In My Shoes
  6. Reduced Guilt Chunky Regurgitated Pizza
  7. Trail Across The Carpet Mix
  8. Gummy Tushies Pooping Penguins
  9. Unsweetened Instant Ha Just Throw It Away Unless It Has Sugar On It
  10. Belgian Car Seat Pudding