1. "This isn't how he usually behaves."
  2. "Our day is totally flexible, he'll nap whenever."
  3. "I have no idea where he learned that word."
  4. "We're just running a couple minutes late."
  5. "I have no idea why he's saying he hates grandma."
  6. "He's a really easygoing kid."
  7. "I have no idea why he's always pretending everything is an iPhone."
  8. "He's completely over his cold."
  9. "He's basically potty-trained. Like, pretty much. 80 percent."
  10. "Nope, I don't think that smell is him."
  11. "He's great at sharing."
  12. "No, we still see our friends just as much as we used to."
  13. "I'm not exhausted at all."
  14. "I can't wait for the next time we take him on an airplane."
  15. "I've seen that movie, sure."
  16. "I'm sure he won't mind leaving the playground."
  17. "It's an easy age, really."