LIFE LESSONS MY 2-YEAR-OLD HAS TAUGHT ME

  1. There can never be too much food on the floor.
  2. One broken crayon = Two crayons!
  3. Everyone else's shoes are more fun than your own.
  4. Acorns are worth their weight in gold.
  5. An errand is actually an adventure, particularly if there's a ramp involved.
  6. Everything can be a hat.
  7. It's okay to cry over spilled milk, especially if you just spilled it, on purpose.
  8. Junk mail = free colorful books that are okay to destroy.
  9. Yogurt is for painting.
  10. Vomiting doesn't have to mean the meal is over.