My Three-Year-Old's Silly Answers To Less-Silly Questions, this morning.

  1. "What are you thinking about?"
    "If my shoe can walk by itself."
  2. "Can you bring these tissue packs downstairs?"
    "I would, but I have a meeting at 12:00 and then I am going to be retired."
  3. "What do you think the eye doctor is going to do?"
    "He's going to check for ear wax in my penis."