My Three-Year-Old's Silly Answers To Less-Silly Questions, this morning.
- •"What are you thinking about?""If my shoe can walk by itself."
- •"Can you bring these tissue packs downstairs?""I would, but I have a meeting at 12:00 and then I am going to be retired."
- •"What do you think the eye doctor is going to do?""He's going to check for ear wax in my penis."