1. The Unbreakable Pyrex Containers That Are Actually Quite Breakable Uh Oh
  2. House of Cards Which Used To Be Neatly Contained in a Box
  3. Brooklyn Nine-Nine Week Waiting List for Preschool
  4. Game of Thrones-- okay, it's really just a potty, and why does it have to be a game?
  5. Orange is the new Banana, so why are you still trying to feed me bananas, I like oranges.
  6. The Walking Dead, or, Your Parents, Who Aren't Allowed to Sleep Through the Night