MY TODDLER'S FAVORITE TV SHOWS (THAT WE DON'T ACTUALLY LET HIM WATCH)

  1. The Unbreakable Pyrex Containers That Are Actually Quite Breakable Uh Oh
  2. House of Cards Which Used To Be Neatly Contained in a Box
  3. Brooklyn Nine-Nine Week Waiting List for Preschool
  4. Game of Thrones-- okay, it's really just a potty, and why does it have to be a game?
  5. Orange is the new Banana, so why are you still trying to feed me bananas, I like oranges.
  6. The Walking Dead, or, Your Parents, Who Aren't Allowed to Sleep Through the Night