MY TODDLER'S FAVORITE TV SHOWS (THAT WE DON'T ACTUALLY LET HIM WATCH)
- •The Unbreakable Pyrex Containers That Are Actually Quite Breakable Uh Oh
- •House of Cards Which Used To Be Neatly Contained in a Box
- •Brooklyn Nine-Nine Week Waiting List for Preschool
- •Game of Thrones-- okay, it's really just a potty, and why does it have to be a game?
- •Orange is the new Banana, so why are you still trying to feed me bananas, I like oranges.
- •The Walking Dead, or, Your Parents, Who Aren't Allowed to Sleep Through the Night