1. Who Moved My Cheese, and Don't Tell Me No One Moved It Because I Don't Actually Care About the Reality of the Situation, I Just Need a Pretext to go Insane for the Next Twenty Minutes
  2. When Bad Things Happen to Good Teddy Bears
  3. Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Doesn't Really Matter As Long As You Can Afford An Unlimited Number of Glue Sticks
  4. The Tipping Point, or what happens to any stack of anything as soon as I see it
  5. What Color is Your Parachute? What Color? What? Why is it That Color? I Want a Yellow One Instead. You Don't Have a Yellow Parachute? Why Not? Why? Why? Why? You are the worst.
  6. The 80/20 Principle: The Secret to Getting Your Kid Mostly Clean When You Change His Diaper
  7. The 4-Hour Workweek is all you are allowed, Mom and Dad. Sorry, the rest of the hours are ALL MINE.
  8. The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work, or, okay, just read the first one because by the time you finish one sentence I'm going to be asleep
  9. The Five Love Languages: Scratching, Kicking, Pinching, Screaming, and Making Your Body Completely Limp
  10. Built to Last, until I sit on it
  11. How To Lose Friends & Influence Your Parents Not To Make You A Sibling
  12. Made to Stick: A Story About The Expensive Rug in the Living Room
  13. Sweat The Small Stuff