THIS WEEKEND'S TOP REQUESTS FROM MY TWO-YEAR-OLD

  1. "No jamamas kick jamamas sleep naked"
  2. "More butter"
  3. "Sing Arthur book tune I've been working railroad"
  4. "Walk outside little bit"
  5. "Flush babysitter down toilet"
  6. "Sing Arthur book tune coming round mountain"
  7. "Tell story me Arthur hear noise pantry elephant eat grandma face bring grandma face library"
  8. "Visit grandma yesterday now"
  9. "Want cereal soy sauce blueberries"