WACKIEST STUFF MY TWO-YEAR-OLD SAID/DID TODAY

  1. My wife: "You'll play hot potato when you're older." My son: "No-- newer."
  2. Insisted on taking home a can of tomato paste from his friend's house that he picked up when it rolled out of their pantry.
  3. "Grandma fall down, bump head, get hurt, tomorrow."
  4. Pointing to the musical notes on the Trader Joe's bag-- "Daddy, sing."