6 Things my Lyft Driver told me on the way to the airport
If you couldn't tell, he was high out of his mind
- •"Like, we've got these giant things in the sky that fly us around. Think about how crazy that is."
- •"It's like, why doesn't ISIS blow up Switzerland, man? Because they're not stupid. That's where all their money is, you know?"
- •"You can't hold back on eating, man. You gotta live."
- •"Sometimes I'm like, what is this shit I'm hearing in my head. And then it's like, oh. It's the wind."
- •"One time I got paid $115 to get tickled."
- •"You're going to departures right?"