If you couldn't tell, he was high out of his mind
  1. "Like, we've got these giant things in the sky that fly us around. Think about how crazy that is."
  2. "It's like, why doesn't ISIS blow up Switzerland, man? Because they're not stupid. That's where all their money is, you know?"
  3. "You can't hold back on eating, man. You gotta live."
  4. "Sometimes I'm like, what is this shit I'm hearing in my head. And then it's like, oh. It's the wind."
  5. "One time I got paid $115 to get tickled."
  6. "You're going to departures right?"