1. Some kind of bean bag I can crawl inside that just teleports to work and back.
  2. A magic elevator like in willy wonka?
  3. A hyperloop from DTLA to Venice.
  4. A fucking jet pack.
  5. Buses and subways.
    That have the coverage the MTA has in New York, but in LA.
  6. A nicely tempered tiger (or other large cat) that will protect me and make me look super cool.