Alternative transports I could use now that I don't trust cars, ranked.
- •Some kind of bean bag I can crawl inside that just teleports to work and back.
- •A magic elevator like in willy wonka?
- •A hyperloop from DTLA to Venice.
- •A fucking jet pack.
- •Buses and subways.That have the coverage the MTA has in New York, but in LA.
- •A nicely tempered tiger (or other large cat) that will protect me and make me look super cool.