Alternative transports I could use now that I don't trust cars, ranked.
- 6.Some kind of bean bag I can crawl inside that just teleports to work and back.
- 5.A magic elevator like in willy wonka?
- 4.A hyperloop from DTLA to Venice.
- 3.A fucking jet pack.
- 2.Buses and subways.That have the coverage the MTA has in New York, but in LA.
- 1.A nicely tempered tiger (or other large cat) that will protect me and make me look super cool.