Alternative transports I could use now that I don't trust cars, ranked.

  1. 6.
    Some kind of bean bag I can crawl inside that just teleports to work and back.
  2. 5.
    A magic elevator like in willy wonka?
  3. 4.
    A hyperloop from DTLA to Venice.
  4. 3.
    A fucking jet pack.
  5. 2.
    Buses and subways.
    That have the coverage the MTA has in New York, but in LA.
  6. 1.
    A nicely tempered tiger (or other large cat) that will protect me and make me look super cool.