1. Watching the cat I live with psychologically terrorize a bird inside the apartment. I think it's dead now and essentially a toy.
  2. Update: it's dead.
  3. Static
  4. Doubling down on repressing all sexual impulses
  5. Listening to Gary Numan and putting on mascara
  6. Listening to The Soup Dragons
  7. It's a long story with a lot of parts that led me here
  8. Watching a bird terrorize a squirrel on some power lines
  9. Wearing sweatpants and a fedora. Thus, hating myself.
  10. Leaving the house after changing out of sweatpants and removing fedora...
  11. panic eating a larabar
  12. Learning that a friend is gonna be on a Hot Topic t-shirt
  13. Debating on whether or not to buy yvestaintlaurent.com
  14. chatting about cassingles on facebook
  15. causing people to google cassingle
  16. Finally bought yvestaintlaurent.com