Inspired by @bjnovak who apparently values love above all else, even depression. Reference: Days of the Week, Ranked, According to "Friday I'm in Love"
  1. Friday
    Fuck, I'm in love. This is totally fucking my depression persona. Whatever. This can't last.
  2. Saturday
    I don't mind waiting. I don't get much attention for this either but at least I'm not happy. I guess I'm falling out of love today? It's a start.
  3. The rest of the week
    I love this. I'm heartbroken, I don't care about you, I'm never looking back, I'm in bed. It's fucking great.