Days of the Week, Ranked, According to "Friday I'm in Love" (Depressed Edition)

Inspired by @bjnovak who apparently values love above all else, even depression. Reference: Days of the Week, Ranked, According to "Friday I'm in Love"
  1. 3.
    Friday
    Fuck, I'm in love. This is totally fucking my depression persona. Whatever. This can't last.
  2. 2.
    Saturday
    I don't mind waiting. I don't get much attention for this either but at least I'm not happy. I guess I'm falling out of love today? It's a start.
  3. 1.
    The rest of the week
    I love this. I'm heartbroken, I don't care about you, I'm never looking back, I'm in bed. It's fucking great.