This is not an endorsement of gender reveals, just a reaction to this thing: http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/6/11608260/gun-baby-gender-sex-announcement-seriously-guns (which is so nuts I don't know what to do next)
  1. Piñatas of babies filled with peeps.
  2. A burrito that's filled with either chicken or pork.
    Sometimes it takes like 3 bites.