It's inevitable that @lesbian and I get married, so please help us with our vows.
  1. Beards through good times and bad.
  2. To Adopt children and make them split time between you both
    Suggested by @gus7464
  3. To forevermore use tote bags as luggage.
    Suggested by @gus7464
  4. Static
    That's it
    Suggested by @lesbian
  5. I had beef with BJ, but Jeremy was my Burger King
    Suggested by @lesbian