Heeeeeeelp!
  1. I'll get a plumber or whatever if needed, but there's gotta be a simple way, right?
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  2. Purchase a pink hot glue gun or one from Martha Stewart's line at Michael's and hot glue that bitch back on!
    Suggested by @element75
  3. Looks like a job for duct tape
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    Suggested by @jaidub
  4. Try this - waterproof, clear adhesive. Amazon keeps talking about aquariums, but it should be good on a sink!
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    Suggested by @jhope71
  5. Maybe hire him to fix it?
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    Suggested by @element75