How To Explain 'Love' To A Robot

  1. Achieving zero packet loss with something, forever.
  2. Never having to apologize for your "buggy software"
  3. Being able to look past your dead pixels.
  4. Communicating faster than the wifi actually allows.
  5. Your batteries last twice as long when they're around.
  6. When you feel little short circuits in your crotch.