1. Have a friend named @jeb
  2. Have said friend host a bbq and sous vide the ribs for 12 hours.
  3. Go to bbq and steal as many ribs on the way out that you can because you're a hood rat.
  4. Wake up the next day and don't go into work because your car got broken into.
  5. Get the ribs out of the fridge.
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  6. Cut into pieces and throw some parsley in for good measure (or some other green in the bottom of your fridge)
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  7. Get some eggs
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  8. Whip them up a little. Add some salt and pepper.
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    Like 4 or 5 grinds a piece.
  9. Throw some butter in a pan.
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    Fuck it, salt that too. 3 grinds.
  10. Throw in the eggs and cook a while. Like 3 minutes.
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  11. Throw in the good stuff.
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    Another 3 minutes!
  12. Flip it!
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  13. Cut it!
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  14. Eat it!
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  15. Thank you @jeb for the stolen meat!