jesus christ i'm thirsty for attention, huh?
  1. @jessicaz was lovely enough to time a delivery of confections from australia!! here i am, enjoying with @listbot
    Static
    full disclosure, the package was to celebrate my hair, not my birth.. but i'll take it!
  2. Private jet
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  3. A diner with Sinead O'Connor with her wearing a t-shirt with YOUR face on it
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  4. i'd buy you the gutter and a rosé vineyard. duh.
    Suggested by @element75
  5. A french breakfast
    To be honest it's not 1 billion dollars but $13,50 at le pain quotidien that delivers in Venice but grubhub wouldn't take french cards so you're suffering from their policies.l of taking french food but not french money
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  6. matching tattoos. obvs.
    Suggested by @element75
  7. All the wine cans ever made..and then I'll set them on fire
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  8. T-shirts of various colors with "SEXT me" printed on them
    Because you have the "Text me" Tee as far as I can remember - Happy 30 + 11 - hope you have a great one 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
    Suggested by @DanielaM
  9. A 1926 Martin D35 guitar in pristine condition🎸
    Suggested by @fats
  10. I'd buy you a little influence.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  11. Flex Seal
    Static
    Suggested by @gd3
  12. Here you go 😎
    Static
    Suggested by @DanielaM
  13. Giphy
    Sinead O'Conner at your side 24/7 singing the soundtrack to your life.
    Suggested by @dev
  14. This.
    Static
    Suggested by @Waz
  15. Throw you a Met ball style party with 'Jeremy's outfit in motion' as the theme.
    Also have Sinead be the musical guest of honour at this shindig (I'm getting a sense you like her from other people's suggestions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
    Suggested by @DawnCloud
  16. Zach braffs ownership and copyrights to all of his selected works.
    The question is could you handle me and your parents ridicule.
    Suggested by @gus7464
  17. Wood paneled PT cruiser with a bumper sticker that reads "I quote Seinfeld and Shakespeare"
    Suggested by @gus7464
  18. A butler, an underground batcave, and a fancy latex suit...you can fight crime or whatever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  19. update: the lovely list kids got me a cake xo @luke0x @dev @Nicholas @bjnovak forever
    Static
  20. tbh, even with a billion dollars, you would have got the same gift... only I would of hand delivered it... and I probably would have attempted a Sinead song for you!
    Suggested by @jessicaz
  21. A few cases of Topo Chico to add to your drink pile.
    Suggested by @michellejennifer
  22. $41 million dollars and 41 ounces of Frito chips.
    Static
    And a skateboard.
    Suggested by @andersun
  23. Necker Island
    Static
    Sir Richard Branson not included.
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  24. Sorry, but what does my billion dollars have to do with the gift I'd get you? You think that because I'm a billionaire, I should get you something expensive? It sounds like you're only friends with me because I'm a billionaire.
    That said, I almost got you a Tacos Por Favor T Shirt today but didn't know if you were a S or M
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  25. A Cuban cigar. And then a year's tour of Europe which I would take on your behalf.
    I'll text you pics!😉
    Suggested by @julieann718
  26. actually, first i'd get you this. like as a stocking stuffer. ugh i hate that term.
    Static
    Suggested by @element75
  27. Happy Birthday!
    Static
    I'd buy you an arcade, filled with all the classic old school games including these cool pinball machines I saw at Weirs Beach-
    Suggested by @shanaz
  28. A $400 Levi's jeans jacket
    ;)
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  29. Static
    an authentic 90s Hypercolor t-shirt. I think you'd really rock it. I'd get you a small, because you're hipster, and I feel like that's just a universal known (😏 cc. @Nicholas) ...plus if anyone was going to rock a vintage tee as a tight midriff, I feel it would be you!
    Suggested by @jessicaz
  30. A good sandwich
    Suggested by @kevindavidcrowe
  31. Endless supply of that awful coffee soda you love
    Suggested by @dev
  32. This is very influenced by my surroundings right now (New Mexico and Arizon) but I'd buy you a cactus farm. Cacti are cool and somehow soothing AF
    Static
    Suggested by @LizDawson