Mysterious Contacts in My Phone

Inspired by @Meatball, and others obviously
  1. After Party Alex
  2. Chucky Chap
  3. Christy Cheeseburger
  4. Fake International
  5. Fuck Fucking
  6. GroupMe: 666
  7. Jamaican Fax Machine
  8. Jamestown Massacre
  9. Joey MF'IN Jacks
  10. John James Longname McLongpants
  11. Kid Fantastic
  12. Magic Marker
  13. Manface
  14. Michael Whiteshoes
  15. Organic Anthony
    A drug dealer, naturally