1. It's better to be cool than be smart
  2. Everyday should be a holiday
  3. Whatever your gender, this is the only haircut you will ever need.
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    What a babe.
  4. Play naked
  5. It's better to get a couple piercings and decide that maybe you're gay than to do heroin if you just to be cooler in an obvious way
    Presumably, do heroin as well, just don't become a junkie, duh
  6. If Courtney Taylor-Taylor plays a Fender Coronado, then so should I.
    They're so light! They look so cool! No sustain block means great feedback!
  7. Wear that Coronado real low
  8. 4 chords are more than enough