1. "Sorry, caffeine makes me bleed"
  2. "I already had peanut butter marshmallows today"
  3. "That looks mass produced."
  4. "Sorry, cheese makes me bleed"
  5. "The last time I smelled an unlit candle I passed out."
  6. "Bourbon pickles doesn't really fit with my aesthetic."
  7. "Like how small of a batch..."
  8. "Can coconut water ever really be 'artisanal'?"
  9. "Blood orange marmalade was the last thing my dog ate before it died."
  10. Then we saw a pig.
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  11. Then I kept talking about bleeding.