Thoughts During My Drive to Work

After 15 years being carless in NYC, I'm still a nervous driver after a month of commuting in LA.
  1. What if Google Advertising integrated with maps so it took you along streets to see certain billboards and then charged impressions.
  2. If you buy a used white Mercedes, are you as much as an asshole as those who buy them new?
  3. Do all people in a white Mercedes tint their windows because secretly they know they suck and feel ashamed?
  4. I listen the The Horrors way to much... but every record is perfect so fuck it.
  5. Maybe I'm wrong about people that drive a white Mercedes but everyone says they're assholes and I've been cut off by 3 of them in this drive alone so this data supports that. Hoping there's some good ones out there.