THINGS I AM EXCITED TO DO WHEN I HAVE A SRS BOY/GIRLFRIEND

  1. Napping through our responsibilities together
  2. Conveniently keeping both of our entire wardrobes on the bedroom floor
    For easy access
  3. Coming up with elaborate excuses for missing that event we're supposed to go to
  4. Getting a dog because it seems like a good idea before coming to mutually hate the dog and thinking up a plot to get rid of the dog without seeming like terrible people
  5. Game night
  6. Figuring out what to do with the neighbor's casserole dish after we move somewhere friendlier than we expected/wanted
  7. Not cooking, ever