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Thanksgiving with @Co and @Sheena
  1. All of the animals in my life. I will have touched and played with seven animals by the end of the night.
  2. Free booze. I didn't have to pay for any of my alcohol tonight and last night I got a free $20 bill from an ATM and bought whiskey with it.
  3. Family of friends. Because they are way more interesting and fun than your own family.
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  1. The card readers on buses work so infrequently you can usually ride for free
    Bus drivers have very little patience when there is a line and they just motion for you to take a seat
  2. You can sneak in some booty grabs during morning rush
    Everyone is on top of each other and that hot guy really has no idea who just squeezed those cakes
  3. You can pretend you're listening to music with no sound coming from your earbuds and judge every conversation around you
    And if anyone tries to speak to you it's easy to ignore them, because "music". Works better with sunglasses on
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