Bullshit Breakfast Foods

Just gonna say that I know oatmeal should be on this list, but I love oatmeal. Couldn't bring myself to lie to you. Breakfast is all about honesty.
  1. Granola
    The most annoying cereal.
  2. Grapefruit
    How does this keep you full? Tell me. TELL MEEEE!
  3. Hard boiled eggs
  4. Avacado toast
    Call me crazy, but I just don't want to consume that mushy shiz in the morning. Butter that toast, bitch!
  5. Acai bowls
    Please. Ok maybe they're tasty but they just bother me.
  6. Green smoothie
  7. Meal replacement bars
    The special k diet only works because you starve to death. These are for snacking! SNACKING I TELL YOU!