Bullshit Breakfast Foods
Just gonna say that I know oatmeal should be on this list, but I love oatmeal. Couldn't bring myself to lie to you. Breakfast is all about honesty.
- •GranolaThe most annoying cereal.
- •GrapefruitHow does this keep you full? Tell me. TELL MEEEE!
- •Hard boiled eggsUGHHHH
- •Avacado toastCall me crazy, but I just don't want to consume that mushy shiz in the morning. Butter that toast, bitch!
- •Acai bowlsPlease. Ok maybe they're tasty but they just bother me.
- •Green smoothie😖
- •Meal replacement barsThe special k diet only works because you starve to death. These are for snacking! SNACKING I TELL YOU!