Things I've Learned From Watching Hgtv

  1. People despise only having one sink in their master bath
  2. Open concept floor plans are fuckin mandatory
  3. Laundry room better be on the first floor
  4. Carpet is gross!
  5. There will be issues when renovating your house and it will cost more money
  6. Bitch better have my marble countertop
  7. Farmhouse sinks are a major turn-on
  8. Knock down as many walls as you can!!!! Just punch those babies till they turn to rubble
  9. Paint the walls and you're good
  10. Crown! Molding!
  11. "This is what buyers want to see" is the golden quote
  12. The Property Brothers are robots