THINGS TO DO WHEN HOUSE SITTING

People pay me to stay at their home while they are away. I'll make sure your pets don't die, but I'm also curious.
  1. Eat food from your fridge and pantry but make it look like I never touched anything.
  2. Look in your closet. I don't touch. Just checking out what you choose not to wear or donate.
  3. Smell all of your soap and shampoo. I bring my own but I'd like to know if yours smells better.
  4. Change clothes in random rooms. I'm out of my element and my routine. Sometimes I put my pajamas on in your kitchen.