THOUGHTS ON EYEBROWS

Here's what I think about when I think about eyebrows...
  1. Apparently thick eyebrows are a thing now.
  2. I believe it's called "on fleek"
  3. Autocorrect changed fleek to clerk.
  4. My eyebrows just don't grow that fluffy/fluffily.
  5. Maybe I should get some brow defining stuff.
  6. What if they're TOO DEFINED?!
  7. I'm not trying to look like Lily Collins.
  8. Unless Phil Collins is willing to adopt me.
  9. Badass fluffy eyebrows = Phil Collins is my dad.