Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Working Today

If you know a teacher, you know they don't have the easiest job. Pair that with horrible managers, and it should be clear that I'm counting down the days.
  1. Getting a mammogram
    I've heard this sucks.
  2. Cleaning out rain gutters.
  3. Delivering a speech on a topic I'm unfamiliar with to a room full of influential individuals.
  4. Making awkward small talk with my uber driver.
  5. Sitting in the middle of a very crowded restaurant while all of the employees and patrons sing Happy Birthday to me on a loop.
  6. Listening to someone repeatedly scrape a fork back and forth over a metal pan.
    This one is most certainly painful. Probably worse than a mammogram tbh.
  7. Unclogging a sink filled with old food and dirty dishes.