1. If you trip me and I break my leg, you will not get fed
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  2. Get out of the way, you stupid cat
  3. What the hell is wrong with you? This is in response to her racing around like a maniac for 15 minutes.
  4. I'm not taking you to the emergency vet because you fell on your stupid head while trying to reach the computer upside down.