THINGS I SAID TO MY CAT TODAY
- •If you trip me and I break my leg, you will not get fed
- •Get out of the way, you stupid cat
- •What the hell is wrong with you? This is in response to her racing around like a maniac for 15 minutes.
- •I'm not taking you to the emergency vet because you fell on your stupid head while trying to reach the computer upside down.