Things That Make Me Angry
- •Loud people in the library who think they're hot shitFreshmen. I'm talking about freshmen.
- •When people lean over the glass and point at the food at Chipotle
- •When people say "It's a free country"
- •Any variation of the word "awesome"Unless it's used ironically
- •Static in the winter timeIt's gross and it makes my hair weird
- •The sound that Velcro makesIt makes my tongue feel weird