Things That Make Me Angry

  1. Loud people in the library who think they're hot shit
    Freshmen. I'm talking about freshmen.
  2. When people lean over the glass and point at the food at Chipotle
  3. When people say "It's a free country"
  4. Any variation of the word "awesome"
    Unless it's used ironically
  5. Static in the winter time
    It's gross and it makes my hair weird
  6. The sound that Velcro makes
    It makes my tongue feel weird