I just graduated from college and sat through a lot of boring speakers.
  1. Leslie Knope- Parks and Rec
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    We caught the end of one on the Parks and Rec finale and it seemed dope. She would just be so positive and energetic.
  2. Chandler Bing- Friends
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    He would have a bunch of sarcastic comments which I would find funny.
  3. Ben Wyatt- Parks and Rec
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    So smart and funny and cute
  4. Kristina Braverman- Parenthood
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    She's a politician so she's used to giving speeches, plus she has a ton of relatable life experience and struggles to draw from
  5. Michael Scott- The Office
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    A nonconventional choice, but his heart would be in the right place
  6. Rory Gilmore- Gilmore Girls
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    Because that Chilton graduation speech was great amirite?