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- •Got naked in very hot water with dozens of elderly Asian women
- •Followed a closeted father-of-three salaryman into a smoky gay basement karaoke bar
- •Belted Billy Joel publicly, unironically
In no particular order... Inspired by @Nicholas
- 1.LuckyFor sangin'.
- 2.IdiotequeFor dancin'.
- 3.Paranoid AndroidUBC Thunderbird Stadium, 2008. The night Radiohead closed with this song and at the bridge, the sky opened up to unleash the greatest rain from the greatest height and everything was ☝
- •Mix and MatchaA green bubble tea bar with various options for mix-ins.
- •The Gaza StripA gentlemen's club controlled by Hamas.
- •All Incense and PorpoisesA discount emporium selling: you guessed it.
- •THAT I'LL NEVER GET USED TO THE COLD AND WILL LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE CHILLY
- •THAT I'LL BE A LAZY PARENT AND MY KID WILL GROW UP PHONE-OBSESSED AND INCAPABLE OF EYE CONTACT AND CONVERSATION
- •THAT I'LL NEVER KEEP UP WITH FOLDING THE LAUNDRY BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH LAUNDRY ALWAYS FOREVER
- •McCain hashbrowns
- •Spicy tuna crunch roll at Sushi Itoga
- •Snap peas
- •What Is Life by George Harrison
- •Lung cancer
- •Multiple sclerosis