FUTURE CONCERNS

  1. THAT I'LL NEVER GET USED TO THE COLD AND WILL LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE CHILLY
  2. THAT I'LL BE A LAZY PARENT AND MY KID WILL GROW UP PHONE-OBSESSED AND INCAPABLE OF EYE CONTACT AND CONVERSATION
  3. THAT I'LL NEVER KEEP UP WITH FOLDING THE LAUNDRY BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH LAUNDRY ALWAYS FOREVER
  4. THAT I'LL BE UNINTERESTED IN CHECKING OUT NEW MUSIC AND BE STUCK LISTENING TO MUSIC THAT I ALREADY KNOW I LIKE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE OH WAIT THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENED
  5. THAT MY GINE WILL GET ALL-TORE-UP IN THE PROCESS OF CHILDBIRTH AND NEVER FULLY RECOVER
  6. THAT I'M STERILE
  7. THAT I'M NOT STERILE
  8. THAT I WAKE UP IN TEN YEARS ALL "WHERE DID THE TIME GO?"
  9. PEOPLE I LIKE DYING
  10. THAT MCDONALD'S WILL NEVER BRING ALL DAY BREAKFAST TO CANADA