THINGS I'VE BEEN ASKED ON TINDER

  1. What is your favorite breakfast food?
    I'm starting to think strangers believe this question reveals a persons true character because I've been asked it over five times now. It's a mix between pancakes, French toast, and breakfast burrito accompanied by a mug of delicious coffee, by the way.
  2. Yo, how's your night going?
    I cannot respond to this. Ever. I'm sorry.
  3. Is ur dog real lol
    Do they make stuffed animals that are as cute as Ollie? This is a serious question.
  4. Oooooooooooh heeeeeeeeeeey
    Not a question at all, just a very common first interaction that I still have not figured out how to effectively respond to. "Oh haaaaay!" seems like too much.
  5. Howdy
    Also not a question, just a first message. The thing that these guys don't know is that this makes me want to break into a full Southern persona. I usually abstain.
  6. Pancakes or waffles?
    DO NOT ENTER THE TINDER LIFE IF YOU HAVENT NAILED DOWN YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOODS
  7. Coffee or tea?
    I'm trying to cut back on coffee but I just lied to this dude and told him coffee because coffee is 50x cooler than tea.
  8. Eggs or bacon?
    This guy better be planning on taking me out to a nice breakfast for dinner first date, IMO.
  9. Hey, what's up?!
  10. Hey, what's up!
  11. Hi