An epic thing my daughter my daughter said to me tonight

She has no idea what I'm doing when I fiddle on my phone...and yet, she knows.
  1. 5 year old: Mom, I really want to start making, uh, lists...you know, to remember things.
  2. Me: WHAT?!?! Really?!?! Ok, ok, ok-ay! Why??
  3. 5 year old: Uh, to remember what I did do and did, uh, didn't remember to do.
  4. Me: (squeal!!!!!!!!!) Let's sign you up!!!!
  5. 5 year old: (scrunched nose) For what?
  6. Me: