Some amazing things I have not done
- •Saved a baby falling from a treacherous ledge.
- •Rescued a coworker from malicious radiation poising.
- •Given my kids a four hour piggyback ride.
- •Grilled the perfect steak and given it to a stray dog.
- •Jumped out of an airplane to the sick tunes of Journey and landed in a perfect arabesque.
- •Read all of the Internet.
- •Climbed the tallest tree in my yard and shouted, 'take that you tall, wooden beauty!'
- •Given a monkey a banana.
- •Owned an air popping, popcorn maker.