1. Dirty socks left strewn about the house
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    ...Hamilton tickets.
  2. Farting near me for laughs
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    ...tickets to Hamilton.
  3. Guilting me into sexual activities
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    ....Hamilton.
  4. Leaving filthy dishes with food stuck on them in his office
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    ....Hamilton!!!
  5. Ordering yet another ridiculous thing from Amazon ... Yes, a drone... To "get a better view of our house." 🙄
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    ...HAMILTON!!!!!!
  6. Snoring so loudly that I want to punch him in the kidney
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    .....FUCKING, HAMILTON!!!
  7. He can literally do anything, punch me in the face, piss on the floor, burn my favorite pair of socks... And then I remember he bought me Hamilton tickets and I get to see the show in 3 days.
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    ....and I realize that, I have married the most perfect human being alive (except, of course, Lin-Manuel Miranda.)