Things I cannot get mad at my husband for and why
- •Dirty socks left strewn about the house...Hamilton tickets.
- •Farting near me for laughs...tickets to Hamilton.
- •Guilting me into sexual activities....Hamilton.
- •Leaving filthy dishes with food stuck on them in his office....Hamilton!!!
- •Ordering yet another ridiculous thing from Amazon ... Yes, a drone... To "get a better view of our house." 🙄...HAMILTON!!!!!!
- •Snoring so loudly that I want to punch him in the kidney.....FUCKING, HAMILTON!!!
- •He can literally do anything, punch me in the face, piss on the floor, burn my favorite pair of socks... And then I remember he bought me Hamilton tickets and I get to see the show in 3 days.....and I realize that, I have married the most perfect human being alive (except, of course, Lin-Manuel Miranda.)