What I think when I get Candy Crush requests from friends

  1. SHIT! Go jump down a well!!
  2. Why are you playing such a stupid game!
  3. I am unfriending you, this instance.
    ... Of course I don't! This is just a one time thing...
  4. Ughhhhh! Seriously, Alexandria?! Again?! I hate you.
    .. You must be desperate for coins or treasure or whatever the hell you need.
  5. Okay, okay, one more chance..
    Keeping the faith...
  6. Mother Frig, Master of Hell!!!!
    I've had 46 notifications and only 2 were for my last post...
  7. Screw you, Alexandria... I didn't like you in high school and I certainly, do not like you now.